February 2012
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“Just for today, do not be angry.
Do not worry, and be filled with gratitude.
...”
– Excerpt from the Reiki principles
Let’s play “true” or “false.” You ask me something...
quickscoped:
I made sandwiches.
Peanut butter and orange marmalade.
I immediately thought “Tavros x Dirk?”
What the fuck are you people doing to me?
eargasmforyoureyes asked: You + Butts. . _ .
kichik asked: I know, you predicted males, but I honestly feel the snarkiness between you and Jade would hit epic proportions, and it would be amazing.
kichik asked: You + Jade Curtis from Tales of the Abyss. I think it world would end in snarkiness.
kichik asked: Do we have to do real people? Can we do video game characters?
Anonymous asked: kellys tits
etherealcrow:
You + _______ = cute couple.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha sure right because I totally can’t predict who most of the people I know will put in the blank.
Hint: They’ll all be guys, much to my chagrin.
qs
mspandrew:
In several minutes I’ll open the question box for 30 seconds.
I will wait EXACTLY five minutes for you to think of something meaningful to ask and at EXACTLY 3:05 AM EST I will open it for EXACTLY 30 seconds at which point it will be EXACTLY closed for probably a long time.
These days I am never really sure if this is a good idea but I just keep on doing it.
Go for it.
eargasmforyoureyes:
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boy/girlfriend
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on
Dear girlfriend
Dear boyfriend
Purrleeeaasssse? ; w;
This...
The irony here is delightful. →
And, of course, I’ve always loved “A Modest Proposal”
If you’re unfamiliar with the original, you should look it up. It’s by Jonathan Swift.
I don't know what you're high on, but I'll bet...
I thought I should make a deep and personal ask...
✞ Your religious Views?
✂ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
✿ Relationship with your father?
❀ Relationship with your mother?
✩ Who is your most loved person?
♛ Have you ever been bullied?
☂ What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
♞ What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
❄ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
✖ Had your heart broken?
☛ Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
☁ Who do you miss the most?
☠ Have you ever attempted suicide?
✌ Share a secret?
Oh for fuck's sake.
All I wanted to post was <????????
But apparently, Tumblr doesn’t literalize html in the title of a post. :|
The forthcoming food porn
… will be amazing when it’s done. And oh so tasty.
ultimagus asked: Dear Future Me,
waychil:
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex girlfriend
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on
Dear girlfriend
Why not? This will give me something to do while pasta noodles...
Go on Anonymous and tell me one thing you've been...
Send me a "♥" if I'm one of your favorite blogs.
hahaha like I actually do much that’s original.
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We all keep our silence (or: Not all patriots have...
This is something a good long-time friend of mine posted on Facebook. He encouraged people to share it, so here y’all are.
I am twenty-five years old.
I did not have it particularly bad growing up, or particularly good. My early years were on the lower side of lower middle class with myself and a single mother. Later I lived with my moderately affluent father who in living with his...
I still hate this “holiday”.
Message me (1) thing you want to know about me.
Some questions to get you in the Valentine's Day...
raeosunshine:
1. Who was your first kiss and what was it like? 2. Are you in a relationship? If so, are you happy? 3. Do you have a crush? 4. Who is your crush? 5. Are you a virgin? 6. What do you think of Valentine’s Day? 7. Who is your Valentine? 8. Have you ever asked anyone out? 9. Who is your celebrity crush? 10. Has anyone ever asked you out and you turned them down? 11. Do...
Take the test, post your troll!
ultimagus:
rumminov:
Reblog with your results!
ichronoclast:
hurrrrg:
gutsycumshot:
karkatvaginas:
dirksexualityerasure:
sinsoo:
Terezi Pyrope (100%) Vriska Serket (89%) Eridan Ampora (86%) Karkat Vantas (85%)
Vriska Serket (100%)
Eridan Ampora (96%)
Gamzee Makara (96%)
Karkat Vantas (90%)
Terezi Pyrope (84%)
Terezi Pyrope (100%)
...
Ask Box Valentines
wowitscher:
Green - I like you but not a crush Blue - I have a crush on you Orange - I think you’re beautiful Yellow - I think you’re hot Red - I love you Pink - Be my valentine Purple - I want a second chance Silver - I miss you Gold - I used to like you
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Valentine's Day Sucks.
In part, it’s because it depresses the hell out of me - it reminds me that I have trouble finding someone I have enough in common with, who can put up with my shit, who I find attractive (and believe me, I’m not picky,) and who actually lives nearby.
More to the point though, all the Valentine’s Day stuff rubs it in the faces of people who have nobody. Unlike Christmas (which I...
Put A .... In My askbox for .....
tothedashboardwithyou:
♥ - Person I Undeniably Love :3 ♪ - Favourite Genre Of Music ♫ - Favourite Music Artist ♦ - Pet Hate ♣ - Confession ♠ - Wierd Fact ♀ - Girl I Have A Crush On ♂ - Guy I Have A Crush On ☻ - Best Friend ;D ☺ - One Person I Hate ■ - Favourite Thing to do □ - Least Favourite Thing to do ► - Song That Makes Me Emotional ▼ - Youtube Video That Makes Me Emotional ◄ - Movie That...
FUCKING DO IT, YOU FUCKERS
ultimagus:
1: Full name 2: Zodiac sign 3: 3 Fears 4: 3 things I love 5: 4 turns on 6: 4 turns off 7: My best friend 8: Sexual orientation 9: My best first date 10: How tall am I 11: What do I miss 12: What time were I born 13: Favourite color 14: Do I have a crush 15: Favourite quote 16: Favourite place 17: Favourite food 18: Do I use sarcasm 19: What am I listening to right now ...
Questions not usually asked:
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
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Every time a car alarm goes off outside and wakes me up in the morning, I secretly wish the car was actually being stolen.