December 2011
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Just gonna put this out there for the record.
Behind the cut, goddammit. *smacks Tumblr*
And I’ve thought this since Jane got hit by a meteor.
It was implied that each session needs a failed timeline to contribute something to the Alpha timeline.
I suspect we are currently watching the failed-but-contributing timeline right now.
For the kids, it was Rose’s MEOW code. For the trolls, it was Gamzee’s HoNk HONK code. This...
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ragestuck:
Tagging triggering images with a tag people use for triggering images isn’t the way to make your point.
Try again.
Yup. Agreed.
Give me the numbers.
1. What's your middle name?
2. What are you listening to right now?
3. What was the last thing you ate?
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
5. Do you drink?
6. Do you smoke?
7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?
8. What is your hair color?
9. What is your eye color?
10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?
11. Dogs or cats?
12. What's your favorite animal?
13. What's your favorite television show?
14. What's your favorite movie?
15. What's your favorite band/singer?
16. How old are you?
17. Do you have a crush on anyone?
18. What's your sexual orientation?
19. What's your favorite color?
20. What was your most embarrassing moment?
21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
22. What were you like when you were a kid?
23. What would your dream house be like?
24. What last made you laugh?
25. What is your favorite word?
26. What is your least favorite word?
27. What turns you on?
28. What turns you off?
29. What is your star sign?
30. What are your favorite books?
31. Do you have any siblings?
32. Do you like to dance?
33. What is your definition of cheating?
34. Have you ever cheated on someone?
35. Do you regret anything?
36. Do you have any phobias?
37. Ever broken any bones?
38. Ever come close to death?
39. What is your religion, if any?
40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
41. Are looks important in a relationship?
42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?
43. What is your favorite season?
44. Do you have any tattoos?
45. Do you have any piercings?
46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
48. Who is your celebrity crush?
49. Are you a virgin?
50. Do you get jealous easily?
51. What is your favorite type of food?
52. Do you ever want to get married?
53. Who was your first kiss with?
54. Have you ever been cheated on?
55. What is your idea of the perfect date?
56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with?
59. What is your saddest memory?
60. Do you believe in love at first sight?
61. Do you believe in soul mates?
62. Have you ever dyed your hair?
63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
64. Would you go against your moral code for money?
65. What are three things most people don't know about you?
66. Who are you jealous of?
67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
68. How long was your longest relationship?
69. Is the glass half empty or half full?
70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
71. Who is your most loyal friend?
72. Are you in a relationship?
73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
74. Are you a bad person?
75. Are you a lover or a fighter?
76. What did you do on your last birthday?
77. What is your favorite quote and why?
78. If your best friend died, what would you do?
79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
83. Who were you in a past life?
84. What is your happiest childhood memory?
85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
87. If you were the president, what would you do?
88. What is your ideal career?
89. What is your political affiliation?
90. Are you conservative or liberal?
91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?
92. Do you like kissing in public?
93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
94. Where would you like to live?
95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?
96. Describe yourself in one word.
97. Describe yourself in one sentence.
98. Where do you see yourself in five years?
99. What is your greatest accomplishment?
100. What is the meaning of life?
Yes. I has teh boredoms.
Washingtonstuck's Homestuck Spring Fling: WAstuck... →
wastuckspringfling:
WHAT?: Washingtonstuck is having a Spring Fling dance!
WAstuck’s Spring Fling theme will be [TBD, but probably]
Enter The Medium [End of the World]
Details are TBA but we will have:
DJ’s
Photography backdrops
Snack bar/food.
FUN!
WHO? Washingtonstuck is a group on FB/Skype of people who…
Yay! Funtimes!
And yes, I’ll be collecting ticket money at meets.
...
WAstuck represent, bitches.
Jannah: I was thinking.. wastuck would be a fist bump, then you touch your main three fingers in a W
Jannah: and then pull it back and say something like
Jannah: praise hussie
Eppy: God. They'll think it's a new gang. xD
Ademisk: Its not?
ultimagus: yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh~
Margot/Lane: Yeah please no. D:
Margot/Lane: If we do something like that we might scare people. D:
ultimagus: HAIL HUSSIE
Ademisk: Damn and I was drawing a concept for our spray tags
KitchenKind: lord
Margot/Lane: Or new people. ):
[01: 05] * Eppy is giggling hard at the concept.
Jannah: Wastuck is the new threat to seattle streets
KitchenKind: fghjk
Eppy: YES
Eppy: xD
Margot/Lane: oh crhist
Eppy: WE GON' BREAK INTO YO HOUSES
KitchenKind: "this just in, phoneix jones has to take down multiple kids dressed up as what they call 'gog tiers'"
Eppy: AND STEAL ALL YO FAYGO
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To ye olde drama queen.
Note: This is about an old online friend of mine, both in age and length of time I’ve known her. If you still feel offended by this, you may want to examine yourself to see if it hit a little too close to home. The situation is pretty specific though, so I don’t think even the loosest interpretation could apply to anyone else - even if you are a drama queen. This is mostly catharsis...
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Anonymous asked: oh sage eppy, how does one love a woman
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Sage Advice Tuesday
Most people don’t want TMI from Eppy, it appears. On the other hand, Eppy appears to give out quite a bit of sage advice - sometimes solicited, sometimes unsolicited.
Therefore, drop me a line in my ask box. Anon or not, it doesn’t matter. I’m offering that unique Eppy-ish point of view today (which fits oh-so-well with the Doc Scratch personality.)
Keep in mind that I will reply publicly,...
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Anonymous asked: Dear Eppy's Sage Advice Column, the guy I like has finally started reading Homestuck. He loves it and plans to cosplay from it with me. This guy is certainly VERY attractive, and I'm worried that when he starts coming to WAstuck meetups and cosplaying with us, that other people will start hitting on him and being all over him. Not only will this really irk me, but I know that it will...
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Anonymous asked: I keep beginning all of these projects or buying all the materials for projects, then never doing them because the person I was going to make them for broke contact with me. What do I do with all of this fancy stuff that I haven't even started yet?
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Sage Advice Tuesday
Most people don’t want TMI from Eppy, it appears. On the other hand, Eppy appears to give out quite a bit of sage advice - sometimes solicited, sometimes unsolicited.
Therefore, drop me a line in my ask box. Anon or not, it doesn’t matter. I’m offering that unique Eppy-ish point of view today (which fits oh-so-well with the Doc Scratch personality.)
Keep in mind that I will...
And then,
ultimagus:
I was everyone’s Relationship advice man.
To take Robin Williams severely out of context:
“THANK YOU, GOD”
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
eargasmforyoureyes:
Yes.
99.99% of things. It’s almost TMI Tuesday, too, so… yup.
Land of Warmth and Sweets: What would you say to... →
cowboydave:
kitchenkind:
makotowaltzsegai:
coryinthehousefandom:
gog-tier:
renosanimegirlfriend:
The fandom is not as nice as it seems.
you’re gonna have so much more fun here than the tf2 fandom
tumblr is where all the cool homestucks are
The fandom is…
You’re going to go from having no friends in Seattle to having 150 of them. Start cooking now.
LadyKianna: Wait how is it Canon that John is alergic to nuts
Eppy: "I am not a homosexual."
If you like The Princess Bride...
… read the book. Seriously. It’s The Princess Bride by William Goldman, and… I don’t even know why it’s taken me this long to read it. It’s hilarious, and the parts talking about what was “cut out from the book” are even more so.
I haven’t even gotten to the fight scene on top of the Cliffs of Insanity. That’s how good it is.
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kitchenkind asked: Prompt: WAstuck's secret alien sex mafia.
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kitchenkind asked: Prompt: I cut someone a new asshole for insulting my OTP.
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How about requests?
I am truly bored out of my mind. So, if you give me a prompt of some sort in my ask box, I’ll attempt to make a haiku out of it. Why?
Fucking.
Bored.
srsly.
My sister and I just spent the last half hour
eargasmforyoureyes:
Making a blog about our obese cat named Rose
In sexy poses
Because she’s a sexy BBW cat
Fuck yes
http://fuckyeahbbwcats.tumblr.com/
Shouldn’t this be “Big Beautiful Pussy” or “Big Beautiful Kitty” or “Big Beautiful Cat”? Jussayin’.
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More Haiku
You are a lesbo I will never motorboat your breasts; woe is me
Oh, yeah - and half silly. ;p
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Haiku
Ocean breezes blow mists to hide the stars above but still they see all
Sorry, I’m half bored, half poetic, and half philosophical today. :B
“The true test of love is, when in each other’s arms, neither of you want...”
– Anon
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Washingtonstuck's Homestuck Spring Fling
kureai:
/Homestuck Homecoming because I like both titles!!
Amii and Hunter Rose asked me to help organize Washingtonstuck’s spring dance!
It will be February 4th 2012, in Seattle WA (Hopefully at University Heights Center in the U-District)
cost is ~$10, presale tickets will come with a special gift
More details to come
Facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/241769992557325/
...
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My eyebrows.
ROSE’S
MOTHER
FUCKING
EYEBROWS
I LOST MY SHIT. I AM NOW ROSE.
kitchenkind asked: Question #413. Who is the very best moirail? :B
eargasmforyoureyes asked: 4, 5, 17, 26, 27, 32, 35, 40, 49, 55, 56, 57, 64,77, 82, 126, 129, 169, 203, 255
I'm bored. Entertain me. :B
Personal
1-How are you?
2-Post a picture of yourself.
3-Do you ever wish you were someone else?
4-What is your entire name?
5-How old are you?
6-Age you get mistaken for:
7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality:
8-What did you do on your last birthday?
9-What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday?
10-What is your hair color?
...
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WE ALL CONTRIBUTED
… TO THE CONTENTS OF THIS BUCKET
Karkat’s face when. srsly.
Also, who wants to “contribute to a heartfelt payload” that we’ll then throw through some girl’s “mysterious portal”? *waggles eyebrows*
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Micki and Uncle Eppy talk sometimes
eargasmforyoureyes:
Micki: I’m just sitting here, giggling and making mix CDs. Who would even flirt with me? Micki: I just Micki: I can’t Micki: No Eppy: Micki’s milkshake makes all the boys’ hearts Tumbl? ;p Micki: Yes Eppy: </terribleperson> Micki: YES Micki: MY BOSOMS ARE JUST Micki: SO Micki: AMAZING AND DAIRY-LICIOUS Micki: THAT ALL THE MALES ON TUMBLR...
whos your favourite homestuck character
raeosunshine:
ultimagus:
eridansbuttcheek:
lovvemedowwnbaby:
shellimouto:
i-like-yoshi:
jiffmeister:
actionjackel:
wowiezowiekawaiiforhowie:
seer-of-tumblr:
kim-fucking-possible:
hipsterclown:
tropeadministrator:
darrikins:
brokenalice:
soapykind:
santabutts:
can i post two
hehe i have two
they are also one of my two otps
you know...
Dear Homestuck Fandom,
kureai:
jakessnakepit:
I love you to death and especially every single person I’ve met in this fandom, (shoutouts to the Apartment, Downeaststuck, and AACstuck)
but please, I am BEGGING you
Do NOT start throwing buckets at Karkat cosplayers at cons.
Yes, this moment was absolutely beautiful and hilarious.
But I PROMISE YOU. No Karkat cosplayer will want to be taking an unexpected flying...
The USPS gets a cookie.
Across the motherfucking country in ONE DAY. I’ll have my hoodie tomorrow. :D
Processed through USPS Sort Facility, December 21, 2011, 8:52 pm, FEDERAL WAY, WA 98003
Electronic Shipping Info Received, December 21, 2011
Processed at USPS Origin Sort Facility, December 20, 2011, 10:57 pm, OPA LOCKA, FL 33054
Accepted at USPS Origin Sort Facility, December 20, 2011, 9:42 pm,...
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Gay Marriage
Needless to say, this entire thing is said with tongue tucked firmly in cheek - especially the first and last lines.
Mostly copied from a screencap from 4chan that I stumbled across, but I like what it has to say. I’m sure it was said somewhere else before that, but meh. ;p
Fucking queers. 1: Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses,...
Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously...
ultimagus:
Yes do it.
This is going to be amusing because I don’t think anyone can think of me as anything other than Doc Scratch.
ladykianna asked: 257
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Reblog if you met someone amazing this 2011.
Yup. Totally.
In fact, somewhere around 100 amazing someones. Cookies for all y’all.