ultimagus:

ramqueen:

brokenblumenkind:

Jack.
And me.
With unlimited gluten-free, dairyless chocolate (I’m not joking)
and last video game I played was… Katamari.
Oh.
Oh, Jack, we are gonna do welllllllllll.

I’ve got Jake, a minigun, and a whole fuckton of ramen with all the toppings.
I think I’ll do fine uvu

Julia, a Sword, and that’s a metric butt-ton of Sour Patch Kids.
BRING IT FUCKERS

LadyKianna, an OICW (a near-future weapon that combines a 5.56mm rifle with a 20mm “smart” grenade launcher, and it has a laser range finder, night-vision scope, and zoom,) and pasta.
I am precisely the opposite of fucked, as long as I’ve also got a lifetime supply of ammo.

ultimagus:

ramqueen:

brokenblumenkind:

Jack.

And me.

With unlimited gluten-free, dairyless chocolate (I’m not joking)

and last video game I played was… Katamari.

Oh.

Oh, Jack, we are gonna do welllllllllll.

I’ve got Jake, a minigun, and a whole fuckton of ramen with all the toppings.

I think I’ll do fine uvu

Julia, a Sword, and that’s a metric butt-ton of Sour Patch Kids.

BRING IT FUCKERS

LadyKianna, an OICW (a near-future weapon that combines a 5.56mm rifle with a 20mm “smart” grenade launcher, and it has a laser range finder, night-vision scope, and zoom,) and pasta.

I am precisely the opposite of fucked, as long as I’ve also got a lifetime supply of ammo.