I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
I swear, Canadians.
First milk, now this.
WHAT THE FUCK
she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER
That escalated quickly.
I laughed at this WAY harder than I should have xD
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
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And pretty frequently have dicks in them.
I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.
satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.
*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*
I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now
see, what many people don’t understand is satanism isn’t exactly about worshipping satan. most of us recognize satan as “the devil”, which is associated with christianity. satanism as it is very commonly practiced is actually a pagan religion and focuses more on self respect and independence- “inner strength” if you will- rather than a specific deity. many people have been taught to recoil from the word “satan” and from the very mention of pagan theisms, so naturally satanists are frequently misconstrued.
I just want to know what the “mating signal” is. :P
I deleted this because of anon hate, but you know what? I dont care.
This is my boyfriend. Hes a Marine heading to Afghanistan.
Sometimes hes my reason for sanity.
Sometimes hes the reason for my insanity.
And im immensely proud of how happy we look (even if the sun is blinding us) because the past few months, with him going through predeployment training a million states away, and me going through my daily stressors and mental/physical health concerns, have been so difficult and we’ve stuck through it together despite all odds.you didn’t earn that cover,TAKE IT OFF.
Okay, I was going to ignore this, but it seriously bothered me so let me make a couple points:
Hi, if you would have taken the time to read the little thing I added with the photo, you would have learned that I previously posted this but had to delete it because I got a lot of hate. That said, don’t you think its incredibly rude to reblog my photo and add hate onto it, or tell me what to do?
Which brings me to point two: You do not know me and I do not know you. You do not know my relationship with my Marine, and likewise, I don’t know your relationship with yours.
Your Marine may feel its completely wrong for a significant other or non-Marine to wear any article of uniform, hey, that’s fine, I understand that completely. The thing is, I wasn’t impersonating a Marine or trying to portray myself as the same rank/status as my significant other, I was just having fun. I put the cover on for a split second to take a few photos. Then I took it off.Point three is really for any MILSOs following me: Don’t be this girl. Don’t be the woman that is so bitter about everything and so stuck up and up tight that she has her husband’s EGA lodged so far up her anus she cannot seem to function. Don’t rain on other people’s parades. You don’t know their story or their situation or the relationship they share. Don’t be rude. My Marine and I are happy. This photo shows it. When other people are so bold as to reblog it and tell me to take his cover (that’s his hat, for all you non-military followers) off, it’s not only taking away MY happiness, it’s making you look like a complete idiot.
Newsflash, You’re completely right, I am not a Marine! I didn’t earn a cover, or an EGA!! But guess what sister, neither did you, so stop acting like you’re the MILSO Police and lighten up. It’s a photo on the internet of a couple you’ve never met. My gut instinct tells me you wouldn’t tell a girl at the birthday ball to take off a Marine’s cover for a photo op, so why are you telling me? (And hey, if you actually would, you have balls, congrats, but still see above where: YOU AREN’T THE MILSO POLICE.)
In conclusion: This photo is for fun. My relationship is fun. You don’t know me. Stop being pretentious.
Lolololol your “Marine.”
“My Marine,” is my husband. I do not call him “my Marine.”
That is the huge difference between you and I, I do not reference him to being my “Marine,” or hero or any other reference. He is my husband. I do not have my husbands EGA “stuck up my ass,” because I respect him that he chose to go through 3 months of hell to earn his title. He is extremely proud of himself and what he has gone there, I am no way shape or form taking that title away from him using his cover, or anything else, to “look cute” in a photo.
Whenever I see couples wearing their SO’s uniform, I can’t help but laugh. It is so disrespectful. I am definitely not alone on this one. I am not the MilSo police, I do not go looking for these photos. I follow a couple military SO’s directed blogs and occasionally I see photos such as this. I cannot even fathom how some one thinks this is cute.
Knowing someones relationship or story does not retrain to any of this. That does not count as a “excuse” for such a disrespectful photo.
The guts to tell someone to take the cover off? Lololol. I wouldn’t have to tell that person because someone else would.
Its not cute, its not adorable, its not fun. Its pathetic and extremely disrespectful.
You took this photo off for hate, and put it back on. Expect to get hate, it is the internet. You are basically asking for it.
I dont have the time or energy to fight you on this because ive made myself clear in the previous reblog, and i feel everything ive said still stands, so ill say this and then walk away: Im agreeing to disagree with you. Have a great life, please refrain from reblogging anything else I have to post or say.
Have a good life with your “Marine.”
Okay bitch now you fucking asked for it.
Why the quotation marks? Do you doubt his dedication to his country because he allows me to wear his cover for a photo? Hes just as good as your husband. Show some fucking respect. Have fun with your “life.”
Oh, you’ve gotta love Marine wives. *chuckle*
Protip: Not everyone is so moto as to find fault with brief misuse of uniform items. I’ve seen way “worse” than this in my years - all in all though, life’s short and it feels even shorter when you’re deploying. Wearing a cover for a picture doesn’t matter one damn bit in the long run.
As for the one arguing against wearing the cover - here’s hoping your “husband” sees you for who you really are.
… Lololol.
Homemade pancakes! Not mix from a box, no no - this is flour, eggs, a dash of sugar, a bit of vanilla, and some yeast to rise it.
And they’re fucking wonderful. I’m definitely going to make these again, and see about playing around with the recipe a bit. :3
Food porn pic for your pleasure - even if it’s classy as fuck on a paper plate.
THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING
uh no. That’s basically a lazy way to swaddle a child.
Babies have this thing, called a ‘Moro Reflex’. They their arms will start flailing, and basically, they get scared (On of the only fears that babies are born with.) It’s hypothesised that they feel like they are falling. This reflex can stop a child from falling asleep, and from staying asleep.Wrapping their arms up prevents this, and makes them feel safe and secure
I liked it better when I thought it was a straitjacket, really.
The thing I got my ‘rail for her birthday came in! \o/
Awesome, isn’t it?
Edit: Jesus fuck this was supposed to be a troll, but ended up being a mess of broken HTML. What the fuck, Tumblr?
Yes, reblog always.
Obviously, I'm a fan of Doc Scratch and Homestuck.
On here, I'll probably be often perverted, often profound, and usually not around.
It's a safe bet that this blog will be sort of NSFW - I don't do images (usually,) but I've got a dirty mind and a typing style to match.
By the way, I build and maintain the Washingtonstuck site, here: WAStuck - there is information on the WAStuck facebook, the mod tumblr, the forums, and an IRC chat on there.
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