I am an excellent host.

Some creepy questions. Plz plz?!

Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
Would you ever smile at a stranger?
Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
What exactly are you wearing right now?
How often do you listen to music?
Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?
Are you a social or an antisocial person?
Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
What about ‘R’?
Can you drive a stick shift?
Do you care if people talk badly about you?
Are you going out of town soon?
When was the last time you cried?
Have you ever told someone you loved them?
If you could change your eye color, would you?
Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
Are you dating the last person you talked to?
What are you sitting on right now?
Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
Do you get a lot of colds?
Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
Does anyone hate you?
Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
Do you like watching scary movies?
Do you want your tongue pierced?
If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
Did you have a dream last night?
When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Did you have a good day yesterday?
Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
What’s the best part about school?
Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
Were you single over the last summer?
Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
Are you nice to everyone?
Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Do you think you like someone?
Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
Do you hate anyone?
How’s your heart?
Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
Have you ever cried over a guy?
Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
Are your toenails painted pink?
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
How do you look right now?
Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
Can you commit to one person?
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
Have you ever felt replaced?
Did you wake up cranky?
Are you a jealous person?
Are relationships ever worth it?
Anyone you’re giving up on?
Currently wanting to see anyone?
Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Last person you cried in front of?
Is there someone you will never forget?
Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
Are you over your past?
Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
Who do you have texts from?
If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Who’s in your profile picture with you?
Ever kissed under fireworks?
Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

Well it IS TMI Tuesday.

Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
Something that never fails to make you horny:
Where is one place you would never have sex:
The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
What is the fastest way to make you horny:
Top or bottom?
We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? 
Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
How big is too big:
One sexual thing you would never do:
Biggest turn on:
Three spots that drive you insane:
Worst possible time to get horny:
Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
Worst sexual idea you ever had:
How much fapping is too much fapping:
Best sexual complement you ever got:
Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
What your favorite part of your body:
Favorite foreplay activities:
Love (&gt;,&lt;, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
What do you wear to bed?
When was the first time you masturbated:
Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
Have/would you ever have sex outside?
Have/would you ever had a threesome?
What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
Most attractive celebrity?
Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
Do you watch porn?
How small is too small?
Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
If you could give yourself head, would you?
Booty or Boobs?
If you had a penis, what would you name it?
Have you ever been on an official date?
Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

1,2,10,13,20,26,28,31,50,54

Anonymous

Oh my. All the asks. These are a bit dirtier/TMI than the norm (and it isn’t Tuesday,) therefore I’m sticking them under a Read More.

Send me TMI questions.

I’ll answer them when I get home, drunk. :U

Should be sufficiently amusing.

Reblog and see if you get a colour!

PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
FUSHIA: I wish we were friends in real life.
GREY: You make me go asdfghjkl.
RED: I love you with a burning passion.
GREY: I wish you would notice me.
PINK: I think you should follow me.
TEAL: We have a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I don’t like your blog.
YELLOW: FUCK ME PLEASE.
WHITE: MARRY ME PLEASE. 
GREEN: I think you’re cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I don’t like you.

Send me numbers! (Updated TMI Tuesday Edition)

  Are looks important in a relationship?
  Are relationships ever worth it?
  Are you a virgin?
  Are you in a relationship?
  Are you in love?
  Are you single this year?
  Can you commit to one person?
  Describe your crush: 
  Describe your perfect mate: 
 Do you believe in love at first sight?
 Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Receiving oral sex?
 Do you ever want to get married?
 Do you forgive betrayal?
 Do you get jealous easily?
 Do you have a crush on anyone?
 Do you have any piercings?
 Do you have any tattoos?
 Do you like kissing in public?
 Do you masturbate?
 Do you shave your neither regions?
 Do you shower every day?
 Do you think someone has feelings for you?
 Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
 Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
 Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
 Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
 Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
 Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
 Have you ever been cheated on?
 Have you ever been in an open relationship?
 Have you ever been injured/injured someone else during foreplay or sex?
 Have you ever been walked in on?
 Have you ever cheated on someone?
 Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
 Have you ever copped a feel while dancing with someone?
 Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
 Have you ever done smut RP?
 Have you ever done something sexual in public?
 Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
 Have you ever had a friend with benefits?
 Have you ever had a one-night stand?
 Have you ever had a threesome? A foursome? A moresome? Who was the group composed of?
 Have you ever had an orgasm?
 Have you ever had anal sex?
 Have you ever had cyber-sex? (Smutty RP doesn’t count - it has to be for the purposes of masturbation; one-handed typing.)
 Have you ever had oral sex?
 Have you ever had sex with a man?
 Have you ever had sex with a woman?
 Have you ever had sex with more than one person in a 24-hour period?
 Have you ever had unprotected sex?
 Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
 Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
 Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
 Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
 Have you ever masturbated to non-pornographic material?
 Have you ever posted nude pictures of yourself on the internet?
 Have you ever sent nude pictures of yourself over the phone?
 Have you ever thought you accidentally got someone pregnant/got pregnant?
 Have you ever used a sex toy? (vibrator, dildo, fleshlight, etc.?)
 Have you ever used any orifice other than ass, vagina, or mouth for sexual pleasure? (bellybutton, ear (“Can you hear me coming?”,) nose, etc.?) (This includes giving and recieving.)
 Have you ever used the internet for a strictly sexual hookup?
 Have you ever used the internet for dating?
 Have you ever used toys on someone else during foreplay/sex?
 Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
 Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
 Have you had sex so far this year?
 How do you typically masturbate?
 How large are your intimate parts (breasts or penis?)
 How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
 How long was your longest relationship?
 How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
 How many people did you kiss in 2011?
 How many people have you dated in the last year?
 How many people have you made out with in the last year?
 How many sexual partners have you had?
 How many times did you have sex last year?
 How often do you masturbate?
 How often do you watch pornography?
 If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
 If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
 Is there any sort of person you would absolutely not have sex with? If so, why not?
 Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
 Is there someone you will never forget?
 Share a relationship story.
 Things you want to say to an ex: 
 What are five ways to win your heart?
 What are your favorite sexual positions?
 What are your thoughts on virginity?
 What are/would be your favorite places to have sex?
 What is a fictional character you would have sex with?
 What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
 What is the first thing you notice in someone?
 What is the longest amount of time you’ve had sex?
 What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
 What is your definition of “having sex”?
 What is your definition of cheating?
 What is your favorite erotic fantasy?
 What is your favourite foreplay routine?
 What is your favourite sexual roleplay?
What is your idea of the perfect date?
What is your most memorable erotic dream?
What is your sexual orientation?
What kind of kinks do you have?
What turns you off?
What turns you on?
What was your kinkiest wet dream?
What words do you like to hear during sex?
What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
What’s your dirtiest secret?
What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
When was the last time you had sex?
When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Who are five people you find attractive?
Who is the last person you hugged?
Who was your first kiss with?
Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
You walk in on your best friend and your crush having sex on your bed. What do you do?

Send me numbers! (Updated TMI Tuesday Edition)

Are looks important in a relationship?
Are relationships ever worth it?
Are you a virgin?
Are you in a relationship?
Are you in love?
Are you single this year?
Can you commit to one person?
Describe your crush.
Describe your perfect mate.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Receiving oral sex?
Do you ever want to get married?
Do you forgive betrayal?
Do you get jealous easily?
Do you have a crush on anyone?
Do you have any piercings?
Do you have any tattoos?
Do you like kissing in public?
Do you masturbate?
Do you shave your neither regions?
Do you shower every day?
Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Have you ever been cheated on?
Have you ever been in an open relationship?
Have you ever been injured/injured someone else during foreplay or sex?
Have you ever been walked in on?
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
Have you ever copped a feel while dancing with someone?
Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Have you ever done smut RP?
Have you ever done something sexual in public?
Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Have you ever had a friend with benefits?
Have you ever had a one-night stand?
Have you ever had a threesome? A foursome? A moresome? Who was the group composed of?
Have you ever had an orgasm?
Have you ever had anal sex?
Have you ever had cyber-sex? (Smutty RP doesn’t count - it has to be for the purposes of masturbation; one-handed typing.)
Have you ever had oral sex?
Have you ever had sex with a man?
Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Have you ever had sex with more than one person in a 24-hour period?
Have you ever had unprotected sex?
Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Have you ever masturbated to non-pornographic material?
Have you ever posted nude pictures of yourself on the internet?
Have you ever sent nude pictures of yourself over the phone?
Have you ever thought you accidentally got someone pregnant/got pregnant?
Have you ever used a sex toy? (vibrator, dildo, fleshlight, etc.?)
Have you ever used any orifice other than ass, vagina, or mouth for sexual pleasure? (bellybutton, ear (“Can you hear me coming?”,) nose, etc.?) (This includes giving and recieving.)
Have you ever used the internet for a strictly sexual hookup?
Have you ever used the internet for dating?
Have you ever used toys on someone else during foreplay/sex?
Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Have you had sex so far this year?
How do you typically masturbate?
How large are your intimate parts (breasts or penis?)
How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
How long was your longest relationship?
How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
How many people did you kiss in 2011?
How many people have you dated in the last year?
How many people have you made out with in the last year?
How many sexual partners have you had?
How many times did you have sex last year?
How often do you masturbate?
How often do you watch pornography?
If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
Is there any sort of person you would absolutely not have sex with? If so, why not?
Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
Is there someone you will never forget?
Share a relationship story.
Things you want to say to an ex.
What are five ways to win your heart?
What are your favorite sexual positions?
What are your thoughts on virginity?
What are/would be your favorite places to have sex?
What is a fictional character you would have sex with?
What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
What is the first thing you notice in someone?
What is the longest amount of time you’ve had sex?
What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
What is your definition of “having sex”?
What is your definition of cheating?
What is your favorite erotic fantasy?
What is your favourite foreplay routine?
What is your favourite sexual roleplay?
What is your idea of the perfect date?
What is your most memorable erotic dream?
What is your sexual orientation?
What kind of kinks do you have?
What turns you off?
What turns you on?
What was your kinkiest wet dream?
What words do you like to hear during sex?
What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
What’s your dirtiest secret?
What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
When was the last time you had sex?
When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Who are five people you find attractive?
Who is the last person you hugged?
Who was your first kiss with?
Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
You walk in on your best friend and your crush having sex on your bed. What do you do?

ultimagus:

do it.

dumbpointyanimeshades:

refned:

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Beige - I don’t know you at all.
Yellow - I don’t like your blog.
Green - I don’t like you.
Olive - I think you are unattractive.
Brown - I hate you.
Grey - You scare me.
Black - Delete your tumblr.
White - FACEBOOK/SKYPE/other means of contacting you PLEASE.

Pfft. As if I’d get anything.

Anonymously tell me your feelings for me.

toguchin:

It doesn’t have to be romantic (though if you did feel that way, it’d be perfectly fine). Just how you feel in general. I get curious of people’s impressions of me.

And I’ll answer ‘em when I wake up. *nod self*

tmi tuesday 8^y »

TMI TUESDAY!

buttpilgrim:

neonferriswheels:

You all should ask me things because I’m bored and you love me. :D

yep you really should

I’m bored.

Entertain me with TMI questions or something. I haven’t done anything for TMI Tuesday in a while.

GIMME DEM SYMBOLS (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

 ♪  - song you're listening to
 ♥  - crush 
 ✔ - single or taken
 ✖ - virgin/not virgin
 ☀ - sexual orientation 
 ✌-favorite color
 ✄ - height/weight 
 ✞ - religious views
 ☠ - worst way to die in your opinion
 ✰ - bestfriend 
 ☢ - drink/smoke/drugs
 ❅ - favorite season
 ♤ - pet peeves

TMI Tuesday? »

TMI Tuesday, anon is on.

Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
Anyone crushing on you?
What is your relationship status?
Has anyone ever sang to you?
Has anyone ever given you roses?
Who do you text the most?
First person to text today?
What color are your eyes?
What is a compliment you receive often?
Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
Do you like your parents?
Do you secretly like someone?
Why did your last relationship end?
Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
Who was the last person you kissed?
Do you like funny people or serious people?
What are you listening to?
Is the last person you kissed older than you?
Are you happy right now?
If you could have one thing right now what would it be
Who makes you happiest right now?
Do you want to get married & have children one day?
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?
Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
Are you crushing on someone?
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Have you ever broken someone's heart?
If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
Think any of your ex's feel the same?
Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
Have you dated people who were not good to you?
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Ever been given an engagement ring?
Do you want to get married?
Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you?
Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?
Would you ever date your best male friend?
If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?
Do you regret any of your relationships?
Would you date an ex?